This morning on the Autobahn between Bonn and Cologne, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new VW Touareg doing 160 kmh, with her face right next to her rear view mirror while putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back, she was halfway over into my lane, still working on that make-up. As you know, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the Big Mac out of my left hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, my mobile phone slipped away from my ear and fell into the coffee between my legs. The coffee burned my joy stick and tadpole factory, it also soaked the seat and ruined the damned phone, and disconnected a really important call. Women drivers! They simply can't leave men to do what men have to do - multi-task! Have a nice day/evening!